Time After Time

The girl who thinks the only song in existence is "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper.

Man-Eating-Flowers (As Depicted thru a Smashing Pumpkins lens)

This is my personal, emotional, aesthetic interpretation of the song "Today" by the Smashing Pumpkins. I introduce you to the infamous, Man Eating Flowers.

Ten Alternate Titles for this Blog.

1. The Blog that will Never be a Book.

2. JK Rowling and I are Trapped in the Chamber of Secrets Writing This.

3. I'm So Excited I Might Barf on my Shoes, and Other Things I've Been Known to Say.

4. There is Little Difference Between my Asleep and Awake Clothes.

5. An Aspiration Can Be Grilled Cheese (and other things learned from the Sims)

6. Was Mango the Right Choice? Other Fruits are Delicious.

7. I am Fucking Astute, (I guess).

8. Gigabyte is not Spelled like Gigabite, as in nom nom.

9. Cars Can Go Backwards, and Other Vintage Observations.

10. Various Rodents with Various Flowcharts.

Gummy Worm Interchanges.

Gummy worms having a brief conversation.

Pizza Hut

The guy who thinks that the word 'pizza' and (the fast food restaurant chain) 'Pizza Hut' are interchangeable.

Dress Code for my Funeral

Dress code: chic devastated.

A person, or something, at the beach.

The Red Cat Saga

#abug'slyfe $$

An ant's day off.

Too Much JoBro

The girl who hasn't spoken to her family in four months because she's embarrassed to answer the phone when she's listening to Jonas Brothers.

the beginnings

hello, readers!
I am a human who enjoys creating characters in my head all day long. This blog is meant to turn my strange ideas into an actual project, rather than just something I laugh about to myself.
I think this page will mostly be dedicated to characters and/or strange plot points. I write comedy, basically, and I'd like to share! Characters will come with a picture -- so, you won't get ripped off by viewing this page.

Watch out for post #1!